Love & Relationships

Years ago a friend of mine hosted a Naughty Girl party. Never having been to one, I had only heard it was like an Avon or Princess House gathering but with Adult products. Staring at my invitation even more curious than before, I checked Will Attend and placed the response card in the mail.

While the Consultant gave her spiel on why we Ladies shouldn’t be embarrassed about purchasing love toys, I eyed the table with fascination. Jack Rabbits, High intensity, Low or No Intensity, neon colors, butterflies, circulating motion etc..The varieties of dildos were impressive; seriously, back then I had no idea there were so many different types, yet I wasn’t as excited as everyone else about buying one. The idea of a quickie with some “thing” I was supposed to give a Pet name was not appealing to me. My plan was to chat a few minutes, browse (as a courtesy) and bounce. As I browsed my way to the door, I saw it. Yes…I saw something I could not take my eyes off. Sitting on a corner table by itself was a black leather whip with soft suede tassels. I felt bonded the moment I wrapped my little fingers around the handle. I left a check for $25.00 and walked out the house, whip in hand.

I later changed my attitude about dildos after discovering they are not solely for the solo act. I found that my whip along with toys (purchased later) were/are very useful in the bedroom and add extra fun to foreplay. Not only does it allow for multiple orgasms, but the use of toys are a great way for Big Daddy to put a slow burn on the Zones; keeping all those electrical impulses in your body, well…pulsating. If you haven’t introduced Big Daddy to “artificial daddy” there are a few rules you must FIRST know;

1. The size of your toy should not in any way, shape or length be bigger than Big Daddy
2. When you erupt during foreplay, all praises must go to Big Daddy
3. Aside from the occasional “emergency” never give it up to the toy more than you give it to Big Daddy
4. Please don’t name your toy. Big Daddy is the Alpha Male, period!

Oh, and the Whip??? Yeah I discovered a new side of me which I will elaborate on in my next topic. Today I’m asking the question;

Ladies: Are you selfish or bestowing with your toys?
Big Daddies: Have you been properly introduced? I’m listening…Holla at ya Gyrl !

Tags: , bedroom, love toys, naughty girl, Sex, sex toys, toys, whips, zones

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