Can We All Be “Regular” Again?

tpnk2.JPGI don’t know if I’m having a moment of “hating” on people or simply need to vent, but either way here is what happened:

a couple of days ago, I’m in the locker room of my gym returning to my locker from the shower. Although I have a towel wrapped around me, there isn’t much privacy. At some point the towel has to come off so I can lotion up and dress. My normal locker is in front of a mirror, so while I’m getting myself together, I always sneak a few peaks (hey, at least I’m honest). This is my routine.

Well this day, a circle of Hens spent almost an hour sharing their plastic surgery stories. As each Woman compared the size of their breast/fullness, and lipo-suctioned tummies; my virgin body parts seemed to move further and further away from the “in” crowd. I go to this gym almost every day and I have never seen these women before! But here they are taking up my space, hogging up the mirror, and making me feel like my regular breasts and tummy were no longer good enough!

I immediately flashed back to the summer of 2004; Mardi Gras. Embracing my wild side I was ready to get some beads the “traditional” way. I couldn’t wait for the parades to end and Bourbon St. to begin. My Husband and I hit Bourbon St. about 11p.m. My endeavors soon hit the shelf as I watched women from 30 yrs to 70 yrs (I’m serious!) bare perfectly paid for double and triple “D’s”. I glanced down at my goods again and realized Mother Nature was no competition for saline and silicone. The end result: I went back to the Hotel Bead less.

I miss the days when “normal”, “regular” cleavage was enough, and as long as your stomach didn’t stick out further than your ass, you were good! As much as I speak about being extraordinary, for now, this is one category that I am perfectly, happily “regular” in….I think.

Now I’m asking the question: Can’t we all just be……”Regular” again? I’m listening….Holla at ya Gyrl !

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12 Responses to “Can We All Be “Regular” Again?”

  1. Terry says:

    i think at times i sound sooo artificial but i do give my honest opinions — i DO NOT like larger breasts nor enhanced breasts — or rather its the person i am interested in — not her breast size — i do prefer a natural body shape —- i am not some pumped body either — i am me and wants the lady to want who i am not how i look — best wishes

  2. nick carpenter says:

    Well toya I went to the spa today an by 2hrs in an rinsing off a mud bath I told my wife I’ve seen 4 fake boobs since we been here an here come some more now!maybe they make a small breasted woman feel a confidence she never had or brings back that sexy bounce before the babies….but there is nothing sexier to me than to see a few stretch marks an those boobs that aren’t sittin quite as high as ya did when u were 22.cmon ladies embrace your own sexiness an quit wishin u were the next kim kardashian at damn near 40…shit I can’t be 6’8 an 260 like lebron james an 23 again.

  3. wordsRmylife says:

    I was really hoping the fellas would come on and be honest. Thank you Terry and Nick. Every where I turn all I see are women from 18 to 80 with breast up to their eye balls. There were a couple of times in the last year and a half I came close to scheduling a consultation but couldn’t go through with it. Each time I had made the decision I would see a news story about “Nightmare” surgery stories. One of them was Kanye West Mama. I took that to mean God was warning me to be grateful with my current package, which really is not that bad :) .

  4. Mocha says:

    Girrrrrrrl!!!!! I’m not a hater, I have always enjoyed my average sized breast but this Triple D mess, breast so big I have back problems now, not wearing bra’s anymore, wearing tank tops all through the winter is so old news. What I don’t understand is the mental change after the physical change. Women get breast implants and their whole topic of discussion is centered around “the twins” ‘the girls” it’s sickening! They dance differently, walk differently, engage in conversations differently. Men may look at you for your breast but is that really all that your worth???

  5. BIG DADDY says:

    Can’t we all just be……”Regular” again? HELLLL NOOOO!!!!! I’m sorry ladies but most of the bros i know love THE BIG BOOBS. All though we prefer the real thing. I don’t know how many fellows have touched implants and trust me it’s just hype. But i have to say Ladies if you are with another lady with equal beauty and you’re only A-B and she’s a D or bigger i’m sorry but you lose.

  6. wordsRmylife says:

    BIG DADDY…you always manage to give me goose bumps (and I don’t mean that affectionately). I’m not hating on Big Boobs. The point I’m making is; now that we live in “Implant” world, regular and natural seem non-existent! I am a decent size up top but now when I hang with most of my friends who USED TO BE A/B cup, I’m the one looking deficient because they have drastically “upsized”.

    MOCHA hit the nail on the head when she said the whole topic of discussion is centered around “the girls”. I just miss Regular. What’s wrong with that?

  7. XPress says:

    Well I must side with Big Daddy, What’s a two piece special without a nice Big Breast!!! But don’t get me wrong it must be natural.

    No wait a minute…

    I must reflect, that’s the fantasy side of my brain speaking. To be honest I learned early in life that it takes more than looks to satisfy me, because beauty fades, and surgery does not stop the aging process, after while it just makes you look desperate. As Mocha said it changes the person, it’s all about the parts that got fixed, not the person they were.

    So for me, REGULAR IS OUTSTANDING, because when it boils down to it, it’s that smile, that laugh, that walk that gets me. The way you talk to me about your day, and you listen to me about mine that makes me attracted.

    -XPress

  8. wordsRmylife says:

    XPress,

    I see you’ve caught the Big Daddy syndrome. It’s o.k, I know the topic of Breast will bring out that animal instinct in any Man :)

    You make an excellent when you say that sx doesn’t stop the aging process because when I was at Mardi Gras, the ONLY thing looking new on the 60 plus Women with implants were the implants. Everything else still looked 60+.

  9. BIG DADDY says:

    Hey what’s the big deal, some women feel the need to help their appearance. It’s no different than using make-up, lipstick. etc… It’s what makes you feel good about yourself. I guarantee most of you go to the gym or do some type of excersise because you want to keep that fine body. This is no different than getting implants. You want to look good. I don’t think you ladies are concerned so much about the REGULAR I think the attention you’re not getting is what you’re worried about. You ladies probably had sub-par looking friends which you got all the attention but now the tide has turned and you ladies can’t handle it. So you know what they say DON’T HATE APPRECIATE, WE DO!!!

  10. El Cid says:

    Damn Y’all!!!! Get out of your “MIRRORS”!!! Self esteem is self esteem, some women have it and some don’t. If you are Not Happy with what you have, you fix it. If you are then you leave it alone. This was Not a PREFERENCE issue here, it was a “Can We Get Back To Regular” issue. When women were strong enough to be proud of what they were given from the beginning to the end. Yes, PS’s (Plastic Surgeons’) can doctor you up, but that’s b’cause your mind ain’t right. Your mind is on what “others” want you to be like. Ladies, to put it another way, when “you” feel the need to do something to get into that SEXY ASS dress you want, you put “your mind” to it. Don’t cha? That’s the basics of “Getting Back To Regular” that I think/ believe Toya is talking about.

    GET YOUR MIND RIGHT FOR “YOU”, NOT THEM.

    El

  11. wordsRmylife says:

    Thank you El Cid for putting things back into focus :)

  12. workingitoutformyself says:

    I think now its hard to say what is regular. Bring person that was really overweight and have weight lose surgery and working out. Looking at my body in the mirror naked has brought about dissappointment becuase I have worked really hard to look “regular” and now I am 25 with an older body. So really who’s to say what is regular anymore. So I think that it is really what you make it.

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